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The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
I simply do not understand how this blob has such a nice score
Ridiculously stupid, no proper explanation of any kind, full of plot holes.
Maverick (1994)
Witty, funny and pleasant - what else can you expect
Chemistry, good acting, good actors, funny story - honestly, it's just a very lighthearted easy to watch movie. Like it a lot.
Hot Shots! (1991)
It's so ridiculous - you cannot hate it
It's so parody funny classic from a better (unfortunately) now lost cinema era. I wish movies were just for fun like the old times. That's why pieces like this one age well - we are constantly rewatching them in this era of blockbusters, franchises, million dollar effects, politics and cameos. So this one is a good example from the lost era. Just ridiculous and funny, too much at times - the closest thing to this one from the new movies is "Tropic thunder". So bad, that is good. Damn, I miss the eighties/nineties...
Baby Done (2020)
Ignore the stupid "it was not funny" reviews
Officially the first and only baby movie that I ever liked.
It's very good because it's honest and it shows how ugly and stressful the life can be for an expecting couple. Some complain that Zoe was unlikeable and over the top but that's EXACTLY what a pregnant angry woman looks like. I totally understand both her and her boyfriend and I think the movie is brilliant. I felt how difficult it is for them to change their fun carefree life with something so different.
It's very funny at times, very annoying and others and also quite relatable.
Get the Gringo (2012)
Such a hidden gem
It was an unexpected movie - smug and funny, serious enough at the same time.
Deja Vu (2006)
I am liking it
It's like the predecessor of Tenet (which is with Denzels son). It's very good especially for its time - deffinately gives the vibe of deja vu, deffinately a new idea for 15 years ago.
Sucker Punch (2011)
Criminally underrated!!
The soundtrack is the best ever!!! The story is awesome, the outfits and the wisdom. I adore it! The more I watch it the more I love it. It's badass and dope AF!!!!
Sex/Life (2021)
Stupidity
Honestly it was not that aweful, I mean it made sense to me that the bored suburban mom wants some action. But it's so bad, so cheap, so shallow. It made sense till the end but then there is no remorse, no building of the character - I mean you can be bad but then realise you made a mistake and it should have ended with her realising that the perfect life is already there with her gorgeous husband. Instead there was struggle for no thing. She fought for nothing!
Reminiscence (2021)
I disagree with the ratings
The movie is good. I don't know what is that with the low expectations. I expected exactly what I got - love story, gorgeous Hugh, perfect casting and directing, the story is also quite good itself. I didn't see any plot holes or something. It reminds me of the Minority report and maybe Prestige. I love it.
Something Borrowed (2011)
I can see that I'm a minority here but I like it!
What is wrong with someone putting himself first finally?! Of course your own happiness should be on pedestal! Rachel was kinda awkward and caring for everyone else the whole time, so is Dex. They are very selfless and shy so he is it a bad thing that they finally found happiness? Why is everyone so upset about a romantic movie? Come on guys - don't take it too personal. Cheating and betraying - yes, it hurts but that's life. And Darcy was obviously a toxic friend so it's better that they ended they relationship.
The Pale Horse (2020)
It's creepy and pleasant to look at
Very good thrilling mystery - I am not mad that it has been so slow. The story is interesting and definitely different. I am disappointed by the end but overall it's watchable for once. Rufus Sewell and Bertie Carvels performances were very good hence the high score that I give. I think it does not deserve more than 6 though.
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins (2021)
On its own it is a good movie BUT
I like it - nice actors, nice ninja stuff and action, nice story (I know every review about these is very negative but I liked it - it's the perfect Sunday afternoon popcorn movie that you only watch once and you like). Yes, it is a bit shallow, but let's keep in mind that the same people that think this movie is bad have given 8s and 9s to "The suicide squad".
On its own Snake eyes is very watchable. The problem that I have with it is that it doesn't connect nicely or at all with the other G. I. Joe movies (especially the first one). Snake eyes is kinda the bad guy, while Storm Shadow is the good and misunderstood one?! Why? Also, why is Snake eyes talking? That was one of the main characteristics of him. All that contradicts the narrative of the first movie, not to mention the backstory. Knowing the story from before and watching this movie creating whole another story is like bringing Han over and over again and coming up with different explanations every time in Fast and Furious saga.
P. S. This movie looks more like a Mortal Kombat movie than the new Mortal Kombat movie.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
This is so bad ass, its so good
Many charachters presented, many easter eggs (the Sin City "cameo" was bomb), killer stories and my personal favourite from the movie - Prowler's theme song. OMG it is awesome! Visually the movie is stunning, it looks like a multidimensional acid trip, it is just amazing.
The Lone Ranger (2013)
Deffinately worth at least two times watching it
I now everyone loves to hate it but to me it's just very good. It is the typical Johnny Deep movie with the eccentric character, the actors and the story is good. I cannot say anything bad about it.
The Heat (2013)
A bit too much
It would have been funny, cute and interesting if it was not for McCarthy's character's attitude. It is just so ridiculously over the top vulgar/cool and it looked so forced that I couldn't watch more. And that was in the first 10 min. They over did it and it looked very impossible to happen in real life.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
An insult - forced, parodied Deadpool, but much worse
I could not watch more than 17 min - its a bad parody with ridiculous antiheroes, even worse humour and killed off characters from the first seconds. Very graphic and vulgar and not in a bearable way.
Godzilla (1998)
Deffinately better than the new one
When I was little, it was quite popular in my country. This is a typical family movie from twenty years ago - it still brings us together unlike the new nonsense Godzilla vs I dont really care who. Its deffinately not that bad.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)
Maybe it was good 40 years ago, but now it has zero value
I watched this only because I am a fan of the sci fi. The movies was mentioned heavily as a source material for the upcoming and modern alien movies, also multiple times in Ernest Cline's books (the author of "Ready player one"). Maybe it was very relevant and impressive when it came out, but I am cming from future times and to watch it now is just creepy and goofy to me at the same time, not to mention that is also slow. I could not finish it. + I could not understand if the aliens are good or bad, the story, the plot, everything was so confusing to me.
I dont get the hype and I cannot appriciate it.
Beowulf (2007)
Fantastic! The best "graphics" until years later.
I don't know why is this masterpiece not more famous. It deserves so much more attention. No one gives it enough credit, but I grew up with it and I remember that until 2015 there was not a better animation than this one! It just looks so good and the story is quite captivating. Not to mention the awesome experience with familiar faces and voices (Angelina Jolie is made so well, considering only that, the movie should have at least 8 as a score). Thank God at least rotten tomatoes knows this movie is good.
6 Underground (2019)
It's just good
It's just a very good, very funny, typical Ryan Reynolds movie. I love it.
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
It's just bad
It's not funny enough, not modern cowboy meets John Wick enough, the plot is mostly familiar . I really tried to watch it but it was so ridiculously bad that I couldn't finish it. It looks like a "Kill Bill" parody. It's such a typical 2021 feminist movie that makes me sick and it's impossible to watch - and I am a woman. Very annoying and kinda tacky.
The ABC Murders (2018)
Worst Poirot, waist of time
I have very mixed feelings - on one side I like the very dark Scandinavian-mystery-like tone of the movie, but the epic fail with the impersonation of Poirot (or the casting of John Malkovich maybe?) is just ridiculous. Hercules Poirot is literally the most known character with his special moustache, egg like head and snobby posh behaviour I have seen none of that. RUpert Grint being here is completely unneccessary - such a bland character. Um, no.
Loki: For All Time. Always. (2021)
The perfect episode
As a fellow reviewer said - the best MCU finale! Love it - cannot wait for the next season or the future of MCU.
Loki (2021)
Love the idea, adore the end
Cannot wait for the second season - I hope its going to be epic! I didnt expect the ending and I am obsessed with it - so awesome!
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Way better than I expected
To me is a solid 7, which is why I gave it a 9 to raise the score a bit. It's entertaining, acting (Miss Strahovsky especially) is surprisingly good, JK Simmons is just ridiculously bad ass and cool and ripped, there are some interesting ideas over a very known plot and I like that. I don't want to spoil but to me it was a mixture of three famous movies with a lot of different cool new ideas added in. I didn't expect that and I like it. It's a good, typical, popcorny action movie.