Matilda (1996)
Paul Reubens: FBI Agent
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Quotes
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Matilda : [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon.
FBI Agent Bill : [to his partner] It's the female minor.
FBI Agent Bob : Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady?
Matilda : I really hope you have a search warrant. According to a constitutional law book that I read in the library, if you don't have one, you could lose your job or even go to federal prison.
FBI Agent Bob : It's your father who's going to federal prison. And you know where you'll end up?
FBI Agent Bill : In a federal orphanage.
FBI Agent Bob : If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage.
FBI Agent Bill : The kind with food... and teeny-weeny cockroaches.
FBI Agent Bob : What do you say?
Matilda : There's another crime in the making, your car is about to run a stop sign.
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Narrator : Dirty dealings, like buying stolen car parts, never stay secret for long, especially when the FBI gets involved.
FBI Agent Bob : [into recorder] 9:17, suspect exits domicile.
FBI Agent Bill : I've got 9:18.
FBI Agent Bob : [into recorder] 9:17 is correct.