Albuquerque (1948)
George 'Gabby' Hayes: Juke
Quotes
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Cole Armin : What's the matter with these folks? You'd think I had smallpox!
Juke : Son, I'd rather have smallpox than the name of Armin in this town.
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Juke : [Ominously] Sometimes dead men leave ghosts behind 'em!
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Stage Passenger with Juke : You and Pearl figure on holy matrimony?
Juke : She don't like my whiskers.
Stage Passenger with Juke : Then why don't you whack them off?
Juke : Oh, Pearl wants me to, but I keep thinkin' about Samson.
Stage Passenger with Juke : You mean Samson,the little tailor in Albuquerque?
Juke : No, you heathen. Samson was a king. Lived in Egypt or Afrikee or someplace like that.
Stage Passenger with Juke : Well, what about him?
Juke : Well, he had a mane and whiskers just like mine. Strongest fella you ever seen. Pushed buildings over with his bare hands. Yes, sir. He had a gal, too, named Delilah.
Stage Passenger with Juke : Didn't she like whiskers either?
Juke : No, sir. Snuck in one night, clipped Samson slicker than a frog's belly. After that he was so durn weak, couldn't even break a toothpick!