- I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams.
- I'd make a better U.S. President than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.
- Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.
- I'm not a musician, I'm an entertainer.
- When it comes down to it, I just like taking my pants down.
- Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe write some really great stuff - stuff that would put Oscar Wilde to shame. If the Pet Shop Boys ever wanted a third member, I'd be there.
- I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.
- There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.
- I've got this brilliant thing where I go, "I'm Robbie Williams", and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.
- I don't have anything that I treasure at all. They're just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn't be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.
- With the war and everything that's going on, unless you're Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!
- I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something but it's not scary. I'm very, very pleased to say.
- [on a-ha] Fucking great!
- [on "What's The Story (Morning Glory)" by Oasis in 2010] It's been my favourite album of the last 30 years. You can't argue with how fantastic that album is.
- The world's a lot more exciting with One Direction in it. And more hearts will genuinely race at a new 1D album than they ever have or will at any Suede album in any time period.
- My weight is still my biggest struggle in life. I spend a lot of the day worrying about getting fit, and I can't seem to do it. I've tried everything, and I really worry about it. Then I see the days to a tour, counting down. Chocolate should be banned worldwide.
- I've lived in LA for a long time and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough you will get a hair cut'. Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough you're going to get some surgery.
- That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.
- [about the birth of his child] It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.
- If you don't like my music, I've got some clothes that I'd like to sell you.
- To Gwyneth Paltrow: Does Melon want some apple?
- I'm so in love and she [his daughter] seems to not mind me.
- [asked who he would call if he got locked out of his house] Gary Barlow for everything!
- I really enjoy changing nappies for some reason. I find it really therapeutic.
- I can't believe they got me an XL shirt and [Gary] Barlow a Large. That fucking hurts. I don't want to be the fattest in Take That again. There's a fat-off between me and him.
- I did kind of The Lion King when she [his daughter "Teddy"] arrived. I was the first person to have her in the world and I went: [raising both arms like he is holding his daughter in them] Behold! Theodora Rose Williams!
- Maybe I'm bisexual, who knows. I just haven't found that right guy yet!
- I thought I'd walk over there and just sing it nicely but I fell over like a twat.
- In my brain, I don't feel 40 at all. I now realize how little I know and how stupid I am.
- I quit cocaine, I quit smoking, I quit alcohol. Why can't I quit you [chocolate]?
- Just going back to my big house and supermodel girlfriend. Living the dream!
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