Grumpy old men

Walter, the grouchy old man.

Kermit was not the first true Muppet "star."

A Grumpy Old Man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store. They each say excuse me and the young man says...

Statler and Waldorf of the Muppet Show (Jim Henson)

The Grumpy Old Man cocktail recipe features bourbon, lime and ginger ale, making it a little bit like a Moscow Mule. I'm not sure there it got the name. Unlike a Grumpy Old Man, it's charming and refreshing.

Portrait of a senior man on a white background. http://s3.amazonaws.com/drbimages/m/rl.jpg

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Old Henry was a cantankerous soul Who would gripe any point to submission. Those who had known him (And some wanted to stone him) Knew stubbornness was his tradition. He’d argue the news or political views With a very short fuse to ignition, Tear down your beliefs In a volley of grief With the fury of nuclear fission. Most folks would relent And escape to their tent, Pack it up and scurry away. But he didn’t care if They choked on thin air. Didn’t ask to be irked anyway. But old Henry, the…