Sometimes on my tutorial posts I'll get a sweet comment that goes something like, "You make me sick. Don't ANY of your projects turn out less than perfect?!?" The answer, of course, is a hearty "BWAHAHAHA!!!" Which is to say yes. Ohhhh yes. That said, I believe that failure is really only failure when you give up. 'Til then, it's just a work-in-progress. Uh, I have a LOT of works-in-progress, guys. So today, I want to share one with you. This is not a tutorial, because I haven't worked all…