This Is the End (2013)
Michael Cera: Michael Cera
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Quotes
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Michael Cera : Hey, does this coke smell funny?
[blows cocaine into Christopher's face]
Christopher Mintz-Plasse : Oh, fuck, Michael. I've never done cocaine.
Michael Cera : Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time.
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[from trailer]
Michael Cera : [after a broken light post pierces through his chest] Is it bad?
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Michael Cera : [after everyone at James Franco's party runs outside and sees that the Hollywood Hills are engulfed in flames] Wait, wait, wait! Everybody listen up! Listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin empty your pockets!
Martin Starr : What?
Michael Cera : I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! Unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people!
Seth Rogen : No one took your fucking cell phone...
Michael Cera : [the ground begins to crack under Michael's feet] Three! Two! One! Zero!
Seth Rogen : [a light pole begins to fall towards Michael] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Michael! Michael! Michael!
[the light pole crashes through Michael's chest]
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Michael Cera : Is it bad?
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Jay Baruchel : There were people and they were there and they got... sucked up into the sky.
James Franco : Sucked up into the sky. Nobody got sucked up in here.
Michael Cera : I got sucked off here.