- Aladdin: [saving Jasmine from an irate merchant] Thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her.
- Aladdin: [to Jasmine] I've been looking all over for you!
- Princess Jasmine: [whispering] What are you doing?
- Aladdin: [whispering] Just play along.
- Farouk: You, uh, know this girl?
- Aladdin: Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
- Farouk: She said she knew the sultan!
- Aladdin: [gesturing to Abu] She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
- Princess Jasmine: [bowing to Abu] O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
- [Abu mutters gibberish]
- Aladdin: Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
- Princess Jasmine: [to a camel] Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?
- Aladdin: [through his teeth] No, no, no, not that one... Come on, Sultan.
- Genie: So, what'll it be, Master?
- Aladdin: You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
- Genie: [as William F. Buckley] Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
- Aladdin: Like?
- Genie: [normal] Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
- [cuts his head off]
- Genie: So don't ask.
- Genie: [fixes his head] Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
- [turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]
- Genie: You little punim there.
- Genie: [turns into a cross between slimy Genie and Peter Lorre] Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
- [he returns to normal]
- Genie: Other than that, you got it.
- Genie: But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?", "Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let's get real here, it's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
- [last lines after credits, special edition only]
- Genie: You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!
- Genie: [as a female flight attendant] Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye.
- Genie: [back to normal] Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
- Aladdin: Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
- Genie: Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!
- Aladdin: Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own.
- [Genie's mouth drops]
- Genie: Oh, I feel sheepish.
- [he turns into a sheep]
- Genie: All right, you ba-a-a-ad boy. But no more freebies.
- Aladdin: Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh.
- [to Abu]
- Aladdin: Some all powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu. He probably can't even get us out of this cave. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way outta here.
- Genie: [stomps his foot to stop Aladdin, Abu, and Carpet from leaving] Excuse me?
- Genie: [scoffs]
- Genie: Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so. Not right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO *SIDDOWN!*
- Merchant: [holding up an oil lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life; a young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits... with a dark purpose.
- [when Gazeem tries to steal the lamp from the Cave of Wonders, the latter swallows him whole]
- Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
- Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
- Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big... Mmph!
- [Jafar grabs Iago's beak to shut him up]
- Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.
- Genie: Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
- Aladdin: Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?
- Princess Jasmine: [glumly] Oh... It's wonderful.
- Aladdin: I wonder what it'd be like to live there, and have servants, and valets.
- Princess Jasmine: Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress.
- Aladdin: That's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
- Princess Jasmine: You're not free to make your own choices.
- Aladdin: Sometimes you feel so...
- Princess Jasmine: You're just...
- Aladdin, Princess Jasmine: ...trapped.
- Genie: [leaving to travel the world] I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free-hee!
- [Princess Jasmine is in disguise, and hanging out with Aladdin, when the guards capture him]
- Princess Jasmine: Let him go!
- Razoul: [laughs] Looky here, men. A street mouse.
- [throws her down]
- Princess Jasmine: Unhand him!
- [pulls off the hood of her cloak]
- Princess Jasmine: By order of the Princess.
- Razoul: [everyone falls silent and bows] Princess Jasmine!
- Aladdin: The Princess?
- Abu the Monkey: [peaks out from a jar] The Princess?
- Razoul: What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
- Princess Jasmine: That's not your concern. Do as I command. Release him!
- Razoul: Well, I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him.
- Princess Jasmine: Believe me, I will.
- Genie: [after explaining to Aladdin that he can grant any wish his heart desires] You ain't never had a friend like me!
- Merchant: Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment. AndthefinestmerchandisethissideoftheriverJordanonsaletoday! Come on down!
- Aladdin: [singing] Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No, siree! They'd find out there's so much more to me.
- Aladdin: [sighs, no longer singing] Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.
- Aladdin: Hey... can you make me a prince?
- Genie: [opens 'Royal Recipes' book] Uh, let's see. "Chicken à la King"?
- [chuckles]
- Genie: Nope. "Alaskan king crab".
- [pulls out a crab resembling Sebastian clamped to his finger]
- Genie: [flicking it off] Ow. I hate when they do that. "Caesar salad-"
- [arm with a knife raises from the book trying to stab him]
- Genie: Aah! Et tu, Brute? No. Aha! "To make a prince."
- Aladdin: Jasmine? I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
- Princess Jasmine: I know why you did.
- Aladdin: Well, I guess... this... is goodbye?
- Princess Jasmine: Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair! I love you.
- [Genie wipes away a tear from his eyes]
- Genie: Al, no problem. You've still got one wish left. Just say the word, and you're a prince again.
- Aladdin: But, Genie, what about your freedom?
- Genie: Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude. This is love! Al, you're not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. Believe me, I know. I've looked.
- Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali!
- Jafar: Prince Ali left.
- Aladdin: [standing in the doorway to the balcony] Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
- Genie: I'm telling you, nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
- Aladdin: Uh... uh, Aladdin.
- Genie: Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to have you on the show. Can we call you Al, or maybe just Din? Or how about Laddie?
- [turns into a Scotsman]
- Genie: Sounds like, 'Here, boy!'
- [whistles]
- Genie: 'C'mon, Laddie!'
- [turns into a dog]
- Aladdin: I must've hit my head harder than I thought.
- ["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]
- Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
- Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!
- [Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
- Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
- Aladdin: The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
- Jafar: What?
- Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
- Genie: [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
- Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!
- Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
- Princess Jasmine: [after their magic carpet ride around the world] It's all so magical.
- Aladdin: [as Prince Ali] Yeah.
- Princess Jasmine: [sneakily] It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
- Aladdin: Nah. He hates fireworks. He really doesn't like flying either. Uh... that is... um... Oh, no!
- Princess Jasmine: [pulls off Aladdin's turban] You *are* the boy from the market. I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
- Aladdin: Jasmine, I'm sorry!
- Princess Jasmine: Did you think I was stupid?
- Aladdin: No!
- Princess Jasmine: That I wouldn't figure it out?
- Aladdin: No! I-I mean... I-I hoped you wouldn't. Uh... no, that-that's not what I meant!
- Princess Jasmine: Who are you? Tell me the truth.
- Aladdin: The truth? The truth, um... The-the truth is, I... I-I sometimes dress as a commoner, um, to escape the pressures of palace life. But I-I really am a prince.
- Princess Jasmine: Why didn't you just tell me?
- Aladdin: Well, you know, uh... um, royalty going out into the city in disguise, I mean, it sounds a little strange, don't you think?
- Princess Jasmine: Hmm... Not that strange.
- Genie: [sniffs tearfully] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.
- Sultan: That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.
- Princess Jasmine: Father?
- Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.
- Princess Jasmine: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.
- Aladdin: [chuckles] Call me Al.
- Genie: What would you wish of me?
- [as Arnold Schwarzenegger]
- Genie: The ever impressive...
- [as if trapped in a box]
- Genie: ... the long-contained...
- [as SeÒor Wences]
- Genie: ... the often immitated, but never...
- [multiplies himself]
- Genie: ... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... duplicated... Genie of the Lamp!
- [as Ed Sullivan]
- Genie: Right here, direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish-fulfillment. Thank you.
- [Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]
- Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To control!
- Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
- Jafar: Huh?
- Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
- [cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]
- Jafar: What?
- Aladdin: And everything that goes with it.
- [Aladdin holds up a black genie lamp, which sucks Jafar in]
- Jafar: No! No!
- Iago: I'm getting out of here!
- Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...
- [Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]
- Iago: Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't...!
- [both Jafar and Iago disappear in the lamp]
- Aladdin: ...itty bitty living space.
- Genie: Al, you little genius, you!
- Princess Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.
- [Rajah grumbles in protest]
- Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah.
- [Rajah purrs happily]
- Princess Jasmine: I've never even been outside the palace walls.
- Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
- Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.
- Sultan: [exasperated] Oh! I, I...
- Sultan: [to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!
- Rajah: Huh?
- Genie: [whispers while holding an "Aladdin" script] Psst. Your line is "I'm going to free the Genie." Anytime.