- Rafe: Always be true to thine own heart, the mountains will fall, and the seas shall part.
- Dr. Irene Marsh: Rafe, that's beautiful. Saint Augustine, Pius the philosopher?
- Rafe: No, Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian.
- Dr. Bruekner: I want you to pick up those bozos, and I want you to find that girl, just do whatever you have to do, JUST DO IT!
- Irving: [Crazy stare and evil smile] Neat!
- Thornton: Alright listen up, douche-bags! All of ya! There's a load of toxic waste sittin' on the dock at TechStar, now who wants it? TechStar's throwin' in an extra two grand for this one... Z!
- 'Z': I'm sorry Thornton man, my truck's runnin' real bad right now, needs a serious tune-up.
- Thornton: Johnson!
- Johnson: Hemroids! I... I got hemoroids.
- Thornton: You ARE a hemoroid... Jimmy!
- Jimmy: Whooping cough, boss!
- [coughs]
- Thornton: I was afraid of this...
- Rafe, Victor: [Both yelling loudly] Babeeeeey!