List of Crash & Bernstein episodes: Difference between revisions

Wyatt builds a puppet at the Build-A-Bestie store as the puppet named Crash comes to life, and the two "brothers" plan to get Wyatt his own room. Crash tries to talk to Mel, but she disagrees and tries to get Amanda to leave. The plan goes awry when Crash cuts the wall of Wyatt's side of the room as the two argue. Crash leaves when Wyatt says he doesn't want a brother who just destroys things. Crash then goes to the arcade to apologize to Wyatt and promises he won't cause any more trouble. Crash then takes responsibility for the wall. The apartment's landlord Mr. Poulos gives Crash a job to destroy the Build-A-Bestie store, unless Crash gets to bring Wyatt.

Crash tries to help Wyatt conquer his fear of insects (after he put Scottie's pet tarantula in his mouth), but then Crash develops a fear of moustaches after getting a shot at the doctor's office. Meanwhile, Amanda sees "Bloody Butcher 2: Chop House of Gore" (a horror movie revolving around a murderous butcher) and develops a phobia for meat and anything that has to do with butchery even though Mel claimed to have seen it. When Mel does see the movie, she has the same reaction that Amanda had.

Crash takes over as coach of Wyatt's basketball team, after insulting the last one who then quit. Crash ends up benching Wyatt for a taller basketball player. Meanwhile, Amanda tries to raise money to buy a pair of sunglasses.

Wyatt takes Crash to school and Crash thinks it is prison, because he watched an all-night marathon about prisons. Crash takes on The Slapper (the meanest kid in school) which makes him and Wyatt popular. However, Crash gets in trouble with Vice-Principal Takashi (Karen Maruyama) after pulling the fire alarm and Wyatt takes the blame for Crash. At home, Crash has nowhere to sleep as he keeps sleeping Cleo's side of the room. He cuts off half of Cleo's mattress and makes himself a bed above Wyatt.

Note: This episode was most likely to take place after "Crash Lands"; because in previous episodes, Crash already had his bed.

Pesto wants Crash's and Wyatt's help to get him into a high school pool party to which Amanda has been invited. Wyatt over-compliments Amanda and she gets him invited. Crash thinks he has ruined his and Pesto's chances after spilling lemonade into the party host's bike helmet, but confesses and all are invited.

Crash convinces Amanda to go to the arcade and tutor a student, leaving him and Wyatt in charge. Jasmine manages to get stuck in wall vent during a game of hide and seek and Mr. Poulos has the only keys for the other end to get her out after he accidentally locked her in. Wyatt and Crash attempt to steal them and get caught, but the kids are able to free Jasmine. Mr. Poulos threatens to call Mel, but doesn't after Wyatt blackmails him by mentioning that the part with Jasmine getting locked in the wall vent happened on his watch. Crash and Mr. Poulos then spend an evening on the balcony acting like southern gentlemen as Mel tries to join them.

Both Crash and Pesto want to be Wyatt's one and only best friend—whichever two friends get the highest score from the retiring arcade game at Iconic Arcade, they get their picture on the Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, Crash tries to help Cleo cover up the damages to the couch their fighting caused before Mel finds out.

Wyatt teaches Crash that taking items belonging to other people is wrong. They return the stolen items including some from the arcade where they encounter Doris, an elderly con artist asking for donations. Crash and Wyatt keep Doris busy until the cops arrive.

Just as Crash becomes obsessed with technology and the Internet from the Bernsteins teaching him about it, an intense windstorm causes the Internet and phone to go down. Amanda, her friend Jennifer and Cleo resort to improvising until the systems come back on. When things get worse, Mr. Poulos suggests everyone play a game of living-room football. The two teams consist of Crash, Wyatt, and Jennifer against Cleo, Mr. Poulos, and Amanda.

At Jasmine's sixth birthday party, Crash develops a crush on a puppet named Lola (who he thinks is alive) and begins dating her, as Lola's puppeteer (Patrick Bristow) starts taking advantage of Crash. Wyatt tries to prove to Crash that Lola is a puppet. Meanwhile, Mel and Cleo try to get Jasmine to like their birthday gifts.

Crash goes through extreme measures in order to make himself taller when he is unable to ride a roller coaster called the Decapitator. Crash eventually learns about the world records that Mr. Poulos has broken. Wyatt attempts to make it through Picture Day without hurting himself under threat from Mel that she'll give the $100 he gets from Grandma Rose to charity. This proves to be difficult when he gets gum caught on his hair as Amanda tries to fix it before Picture Day. Meanwhile, Cleo tries her first make-up project that makes Mel's face partially purple due to an allergic reaction to one of the ingredients of the make-up.

Crash and Wyatt receive an unwelcomed house guest named Gerry as Mel forces them to hang out with their new neighbor who has some strange annoying habits. Mel ends up meeting Gerry's mother Gretchen who has the same habits that Gerry has.

Crash gets rich when the Bernstein's next door neighbor Ms. Lopez moves away to Alaska and leaves Crash her fortune and pet cats. Meanwhile, Wyatt competes against Scottie for President of the Snowboard Club.

Mel, Cleo, Amanda and Jasmine get sick, so Wyatt and Crash must care for them. After learning all about germs, Crash instantly becomes a germaphobe and works to keep himself from getting infected.

Rufus "The Slapper" is stealing everyone's stuff as Wyatt tries to reason with him. Crash ends up captured by Rufus who holds him for a ransom of Wyatt's bicycle which doesn't go well. Meanwhile, Amanda thinks that Mel had killed Crash after he had previously broke the television as Mel takes advantage of this when she is informed of this by Cleo.

While Wyatt is gathering stuff for the school's rummage sale, Crash becomes insanely jealous when Wyatt finds his old "Flex Fletcher" toy. Meanwhile, Cleo creates a money-making venture at the rummage sale and Amanda raises money for new boots to wear at a party.

While working with Wyatt on a report about the Roman Empire, Crash gets struck by lightning and receives multiple personalities (like Chef Crash, Caveman Crash, Southern Millionaire Crash, Cat Crash, and the gladiator Maximus Octavius) which cause trouble immediately.

Crash, Wyatt and Pesto join the school wrestling team, run by Coach Urkhart, and Crash plans to actually wrestle against opponents. However, when Wyatt gets kicked off the team due to Crash's antics, Crash tries to help Wyatt get back on with help from Mr.Poulos, who reveals that he was once a professional wrestler, and that Coach Urkhart was his former wrestling partner. Meanwhile, Cleo goes undercover for the school newspaper as a cheerleader in a plan to expose the dark side of cheerleading until she learns from Amanda, the new assistant cheerleading coach, about the benefits of being a cheerleader.

Wyatt and Crash create a comic book series called "The Shredder and Mr. Purple" which becomes a hit in school and on the news-stand. When Wyatt and Crash decide to create a movie based on Wyatt's comic with Mr. Poulos being the film director, they begin to argue about what to do with the script for the movie.

Crash and Wyatt have to do two hours of community service for the school before they can go to the 8th grade.

Crash becomes a local celebrity after he gets a job with Wyatt at Roland's newsstand in order to score money for wrestling tickets and offers silly, outlandish, and nonsensical advice to customers which somehow pays off. Meanwhile, Cleo holds a meeting with her friends who have been appointed as Cleo's board of directors and later plans to take advantage of Crash's popularity by making him the spokesperson for Cleo.

Crash believes a trucker hat that he found at the Muddy Melee monster truck event brings him luck. When Crash's hat goes missing, Crash suspects that someone took it and starts grilling everybody, including Wyatt, in order to find out the answer.

Crash is introduced to Cassie (the voice-assistant app on Wyatt's phone and a parody of Siri) and becomes obsessed with it barraging it with nonsensical questions. The actual Cassie that provides the voice for the app shows up at the Bernstein residence and tries to get back at Crash for getting her fired from her job. Meanwhile, Amanda lies to Mel by stating that she had taken archery lessons as a cover-up for her going to the mall while Cleo covers up her recent job at the bank.

Mr. Poulous loads up his van to go on a camping trip with Roland, Coach Urkhart, and DeSean Jackson. Crash, Wyatt and Pesto sneak into the van to tag along.

Special Guest Star: DeSean Jackson as Himself

Part One: When all the Build-a-Bestie dolls are ordered to be recalled due to problems with last years' models, Wyatt and Crash discover that the Build-a-Bestie doll recall involving the old models shredded by the wood chipper. The boys soon find themselves on the run when a Build-a-Bestie Retrieval Unit agent named Mr. Green (John P. Farley) is dispatched to capture and destroy Crash.

Part Two: After Mr. Green has captured Crash, Wyatt fools Mr. Green by throwing a duplicate into the wood chipper before they make a successful escape. Wyatt then has to cover-up Crash's demise when Mr. Green gets suspicious. Crash's plans to go incognito goes wrong when he ends up captured by Mr. Green and brought to the house of his mother Carol Green causing Wyatt to lead his family in a rescue mission to save Crash.

Special Guest Star: Andrea Martin as Carol Green

Crash goes through the options of a possible nose to add to his face. Meanwhile, Wyatt and Pesto look for a place to hang out when Amanda, Cleo, and Jasmine take over their usual hang-outs in the apartment with Amanda's modeling plans, Cleo's dance parties, and Jasmine's hide and seek activities.

Wyatt is excited for Halloween as he plans to come up with the scariest costume for his school's high school where the winner gets into the high school's Nightmare Society. Though the traditions of Halloween is wanting to be changed by Mrs. Phlerger and the activist group P.O.O.P. When Mrs. Phlerger plans to promote Health-O-Ween to the United States, Wyatt, Crash, Pesto, and Cleo receive help from the Nightmare Society to get Halloween back to normal.

Crash, Wyatt, and Pesto end up parenting some eggs as part of a school science project given to them by Coach Urkhart. After the science project, Crash gets emotionally attached to his egg and doesn't want to dispose of it which causes problems when Wyatt and Pesto want to see an aircraft carrier pull into the harbor from their hangout. Meanwhile, Mel trains Cleo so that she can pass gym class.

Wyatt, Crash, and Pesto compete against Cleo's team in a cup-stacking competition run by Coach Urkhart. Outside the competition, Crash starts to use the garbage gathered in the hangout where the toxic fumes start to affect Crash's brain and makes him think that the trash heap is talking to him. Meanwhile, Amanda sprains her ankle and Pesto waits on her which affects his training for the cup-stacking competition.

Wyatt and Crash drop by the Beta Rho Omega frat house at a local university. Meanwhile, Amanda pulls a sneaky prank on Cleo and Pesto.

Crash challenges action star Jake Mahoney to an arm wrestling match.

Wyatt's father Karl Bernstein returns from his adventures as a wildlife photographer. Crash discovers that he has a lot in common with Carl where they both end up competing against each. Meanwhile, Cleo practices for the father-daughter dance.

Crash learns about the holiday traditions where he discovers that the Bernsteins celebrate Hannukah. Crash decides to create his own holiday called Crashenfest. When Great Aunt Biddy is stopping by, the Bernsteins compete to win the money that Great Aunt Biddy plans to give out while preparing to tolerate her fruitcake that tastes like cat turds.